Soft, unisex, and astrologically locked to the moment Bill Clinton entered this world - planets aligned, saxophone in the distance. This shirt maps Slick Willie’s cosmic blueprint in bold, planetary detail, perfect for stargazers, skeptics, and anyone fluent in both Venus transits and impeachment hearings. Lightweight, comfortable, and just inappropriate enough for polite company.
Product Features▼
Premium Cotton: 100% ring spun cotton for smooth, strong fabric perfect for printing
Garment-Dyed: Soft color palette and luxurious texture from garment-dyeing process
Self-Fabric Bindings: Matching bindings for a polished, professional look
Seamless Design: Reduces fabric waste while enhancing overall aesthetics
Relaxed Fit: Comfortable wear for all body types and summer activities
Unisex Style: Perfect for anyone who loves astrology and political humor
Lightweight: 0.22 lbs for ultimate summer comfort
Care Instructions▼
Machine Wash: Cold water (max 30°C or 90°F) to preserve garment-dyed color
Bleaching: Non-chlorine bleach as needed only
Drying: Tumble dry on low heat to maintain fit and texture
Ironing: Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if needed
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean
Color Care: Wash with similar colors to prevent bleeding
